Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Is this Rock Bottom?

The following are headlines from TMZ. I know hollywood (if that's what you want to call crass, annoying, untalented reality stars) has always been crazy, but it seems they're just going out of their way to shout it out these days:

"Blake Lively gets 3 years of protection from metaphysically obsessed fan"

"Kardashian isters sued for $5 million for bogus diet pills"

"Floyd Mayweather: Some of My Best Friends are White; I can't be a racist"

"16 and Pregnant star arrested for stealing pregnancy test"

"Jersey Shore spinoff puts baby stores on Snooki alert"

"Whitney Houston's secret son not welcome at her home"

"Mike Epp's daughter claims he threatened to fuck her up"

"Kate Major charged of drunkenly beating 3 people up - including a cop"

"Jaleel White 'Urkel' rolls like a pimp"

I didn't know who this was until I Googled her, but this lady does nothing to enhance society or the lives of the people with whom she surrounds herself and therefore should be forgotten immediately. No more making money from pictures of her.

Saturday, February 4, 2012

Cats and the Internet

They were made for each other.

I’m not a cat person – at all. Like, in real life I actually think I straight up dislike them, but give me pictures of them on the Internet like LOLCats, Cat Breadding, Cat Fonts, Cat’s with their heads in jars, kittens and dogs playing, kittens and babies fighting, fat cats, talking cats, ninja cats, wet cats, etc. and I’ll give you at least 2 hours of my life.