An Inventor of Sorts

My Mum hates bluetooth devices; she thinks they're hard to hear with and annoying to wear. My Mum got a ticket the other day for using her cell phone while driving. She hates this even more than bluetooth devices. Necessity being the mother of all inventions, Mum now has a fully functioning, completely legal, handsfree device with which to call home and let my Dad know that she stopped for the biscuits he requested. See images below:

Just one small strip of Velcro and an operational speakerphone button and she's good to drive and chat till her 8 year old battery dies. Don't worry Mum, we won't steal your upgrades anymore. ;) You're iPhone isn't far off now.

Things I Googled at Work (For Work) Today

- icy car crash

- military pepper spray

- whoopie pie

- spewing lava

- sinister devil

- mannequin in bra

- extreme skiing

- exploded porta potty

- comedic ice hockey

- Justin Bieber haircut

- spaceship repair

- family farming

- big cozy comforter

- retired stripper

- old lady dancing

- big hoe

- human sized Jello mold

- lots of pigs

- Shania Twain

- Leatherhead football

(My friend said he gave someone a whoopie pie and I thought it was something dirty. That being said, I was still prepared to see what it was so I Google imaged it and it turns out that it's the delectible looking treat seen above).

Before I Die

I will spend 3 weeks on any one of these boats in any one of these locations. I will.

Why?

Why do I have a drawer full of t-shirts that I never wear? Because I have attached some sort of sentimental memory to each of them, that's why. 4/5 of them I got for free after a race or something so why do I care enough to warrant storing them for years...

Does anybody else do this? How can I stop?

The Stranger

I like to read. I like to read novels. I like to read novels written in the first-person narrative.

The Stranger is one of my all time favorites. I used to think of myself as a borderline existentialist but soon realized that buffet-existentialists are really just apathetic lazy people, and that my friends, I am not. Anyway, pick whatever cover you want, but read this book.

When I Find My Guts

... my hair will look like this.

How to Stay Warm

We all have to get places in our daily lives. Some of us opt to travel by bicycle. In winter, this can get pretty chilly. One local citizen has found a temporary solution: