Looking for a Mate?

Who: a young slightly misshapen Spiderman

What: seeks companionship with another

Where: on the hands of those we live (and love) to serve

When: although I am lonely now, I hope to find my mate very soon

Why: I function best when I'm with another.

Don't Think. Just Write.

Ok, you know when you think of one thing and then all of a sudden you arrive at a seemingly unrelated topic only to trace the line back and realize it's perfectly logical and on track? Well in a minute I'm going to do just that. I will type whatever comes into my head and see where I end up. I guess it's kind of like that exercise your teachers used to give you in grade school to enhance your creative expression skills.

Geisha. Go.

Memoirs of a Geisha the movie. I like movies. Harry Potter is coming out tonight at midnight. I really like Emma Watson's new hair. Oh, I have a friend of a friend whose coming to town on work. I wonder if it's this weekend or the next. Next. I like words with x's in them. I'd like to work more of them into every day conversation. Wouldn't that be weird if someone intentionally used X's all the time. I wonder what key gets hit on the keyboard the most. I'd say spacebar. Or delete. Lots of people are bad at typing. My brain moves too fast for my fingers. I think lots of people have that problem. I should get a dictation program. I know it's lame, but I really liked the Flintstone movie. Hey, Halley Berry had the same haircut as Emma Watson has now. I need a hair cut. I thinkI'll do something bold. Only problem is that my hair grows so slowly, I have to prepare to live with my decision for a long time. I should take some vitamins. I already use horse shampoo. Horses scare me. They've got such big muscles. Do you think horse have the capacity for jealousy over horses with bigger muscles than themselves? Animal behavior is interesting. Have you ever watched a line of ants for a really long time? They really work together. Can you imaging being as small as those kids were in Honey I Shrunk the Kids; they were so small they could ride on the back of ants. All of them! I was always worries that one of them was going to cut themselves on a blade of grass. I remember those blades being very sharp looking. Man, movie graphics have come a long way. Disaster movies from the mid 90's may be the most fun movies to watch and make fun of. Disaster movies or really intense over-the-top action flicks. Flicks. Where did that term come from? I suppose it's cause when the movies used to be film, they'd flicker the whole way through. I don't think audiences of today could handle that. We'd complain. We complain too much. Life is pretty convenient for us in North America and I think we all need to stop and smell the roses every now and then. Is it weird that I don't particularly care for the smell of roses. It's not that I don't like the smell, it's just that I don't really care either way. My school had a rose garden. It smelled way better than the slaughter house, that's for sure. I miss college. I loved the feeling of walking around the campus and town. Very happy. I wonder if I'll ever put my degree to use. If I win the lottery I think I'd still work. Well, if I won the lottery, could I buy my way to boss and do exactly what I wanted? Probably. It's my fantasy. I don't really like video games, but I've been watching a few shows about all the games being released lately and they are amazingly realistic. I think I'd like to try my hand a few... or at least watch as others play. I wonder what the technology will be like in 10 years. Will it be that different? Of course it will. It's gonna get crazy! That's assuming we're still alive after 2012. I just started looking into that, it's kind of nuts. I didn't buy into the whole 2000 computer crash thing, but apparently NASA is in on this one, and I think I trust NASA. If I had kajillions of dollars. I'm talking more than Bill Gates money, I think I'd buy a spaceship and keep some members of NASA on retainer so they could fly me into space whenever I wanted. The good thing is, I don't think it's unrealistic for a person of my age to put "travel into space" on their bucket list. I think technology will get us there. I'll start saving. Man, I've got to pay off my student loans. Man, I've got to start thinking about Christmas. Man, my fingers are starting to hurt. I think this is my last thought. I like maroon and white as school colors. I'm wearing a maroon sweater with a white shirt underneath FYI.