Friday, December 16, 2011

Express Yourself (Correctly).

Quotation marks and the italicized font style are not (notice the usage) interchangeable.

In the strictest form of their use, quotation marks are used to denote when a character or subject of a story is speaking.
Example: Shmitty lurched his arthritic body down the stairs as he called out, "Morning Sal, you old bastard."
More colloquially, the quotation marks are used to convey irony.
Example: I was speaking with Susan this morning and she said she wouldn't be coming in because she was feeling "sick"; I'm sure it had nothing to do with the fact Barney's is having a sale.
An italicized font however, is meant to do one of two things: it can denote a title of a piece of work such as a book or a periodical or (notice the usage) it can convey emphasis - as in "can you believe that she thinks thinks that's an acceptable choice?" (implying that of all people 'she' should know better).

Anyway people, just a little lesson. Keep it straight out there. In a world where we express ourselves in 160 characters or less 25 times a day, it's never been more important to practice safe grammar and keep your words healthy and meaningful.

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Give Em' a Hand!

... and maybe they'll use it in their act.

This is a perfect example of why I think humans are weird. And may I take this time to remind you that weird in no way means bad. It just means, well, in this case creative I suppose. It takes all types. I could do without some of the post effects, but daaaaaym, these two former Irish River dancers know how to waste time and make it not be a waste of time!

Check, check, check it out -